Before Nuclear

Before Nuclear is a book written by SirMonocle and published in the CErverton Library on August 20th, 2012. The book takes place in some form of parallel universe where bradleyb916 is a proper-speaking evil genius. The title takes reference from brad's catchphrase, Nuclear Time. The book is 8 pages long. It is the first and only book written by SirMonocle.

Transcript
''The Land Before Nuclear Time. ~ A Prequel''

''An ashy breeze blew the smoke from Bradley's pipe. "Quite desolate, would you not say, my minion?"''

''A seventeen-legged mutated spider jockey hobbled up. "Yes my lord, thou hast laid deep ruin upon your civilization and its inhabitants. That army of children it possessed was quite incapable of providing adequate protection. Never prior hath such metropolis suffered such nuclear ruination.''

Bradley grabbed the spider jockey by its eye sockets, pulling it towards him - "Fool! Thou wouldst esteem thyself worthy to use MY phrase? Thou knowest that only I have the right to declare something as having beenst nucler ruined!"

The spider jockey tried to pull away, "Please my lord, it was an grievous mistake that I shall never makest again, please do not filleth mine skull with plutonium like thou didst with that mutated son of a swine and a fish.

"No, my minion, I still have uses for thou and thy many-legged mount. For this evening I shall make make effort to bring such nuclear ruin that the world upon which we stand hath never had privilege to witness upon one quite unfortunate soul."

"One can only imagine, my lord, expecially knowing how the 'B' in BradleyB stands for bada-"

"Quiet fool! Thou art wasting my time, which is very precious. Now go, retrieve for me the location of the residence of Frau Danni."

The spider jockey raced off, fully knowing tonight would be one of deeply radioactive occurrences.

''Disclaimer: This book is a work of fiction. Any similarity to real persons (living or dead), places, events, or other material might be coincidental and is actually probably intentional. Wash warm rinse cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. ''

Nutritional Facts: Servinv Size: 1 book

Servings per Book: 1

Calories: 50,738

Vitamin B9: 100%

Vitamin B1: 100%

Vitamin B6: 100%

Not a significant source of fiber.